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Jeez, He’ll be paying that off ’till he is eighty-four

Atheist

I had very similar conversation to this with someone….

A whale-apus is possibly the most terrifying thing I’ve ever heard of!

I had alzheimer’s once, then I forgot about it. God I’m witty.

Yes, I did actually have to shovel my drive this morning.

Roadworks and an accident on M62, just my luck.

For my friends across the water, dole is basically welfare

Never laugh at someone’s believes if you have ridiculous believes as well.

I’ve been told by a few people recently I shouldn’t tempt fate by making comics about cancer. Last time I checked cancer wasn’t caused by web-comics.

In fairness Tusk is a decent film, fucking weird though